User blog:Hateskyrocketmelon/Update (7/1/22)

I've recently been called a mean bully for my (correct) opinions on certain fruit. I'm sure all you loyal followers trust that I am righteous and not a mean bully with an imaginary heart. I simply believe that all Wrong fruit, like the sky rocket melon deserve to perish in the most agonising way possible.

Sky rocket melons are just godawful, who could blame me for hating them? They are an abhorrent fruit, that does not need to exist. There are plenty of other lovely alternatives, such as the water melon, or rock melon (cantaloupe for all y'all who like to use the wrong name).