Golden Langkawi Melon

Golden Langkawi Melon is one of the melons from the "minor" category. LOOKS Golden Langkawi Melon, as grown in Langkawi, Malaysia, is a melon that usually has yellow skin, and a white flesh that is similar to the canary melon.

I feel the rage of a thousand suns even thinking about this melon briefly, words cannot describe the lengths at which i would go to Destroy this melon and everything it stands for. This motherfucker of a fruit looks like an abomination first and foremost, what the fuck kind of melon is bright goddamn yellow are you kidding me??? not to mention it's an abnormal size, barely fitting into your hands but not big enough. It's crunchy and watery and disgusting, i wouldn't wish upon my worst enemies to have to digest gods mistake.